Saturday 14th May | 3pm - midnight | FREEEEE

"THIS is a real festival" - someone current, famous and influential.

******MOJO

“ OMG I should have done my residency at The Rose Hill instead of Vegas “ Adele

“ I’m in love with the shape of The Rose Hill” Ed Sheeran

"Given the chance, I would hack off my kicking leg just to hear the pulsating tones of The Ceremonial Laptop" - Alan Shearer

“Dignity does not consist of possessing honours, but in the gigs that Ceremonial Laptop put on. Crack on, lads!” - Aristotle

“This is, unmistakably, an event” - Dermot O’Leary

Industry! Industry! Industry! The Rose Hill and Ceremonial Laptop present their fave yearly all dayer Fake Escape Festival as seen on Netflix. Two floor AV extravaganza showcasing homegrown sonic explorations! 100 bands ! 69 D.J's ! 1000 live visuals! Acts TBA

3pm - midnight | Free entry *unless you have great escape tickets- an avant- guard bartering system on the door*